Student’s Valentine Haiku’s Made My Day
You are a good friend
I’m really just saying that.
I do not like you.
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Looks like some of them decided to gang up on me. A few of these are my favorites from last year.
Hey Ms. Mendenhall
You don’t look like you are old
You need a boyfriend.
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Ms. Mendenhall needs
some roses for her new house
maybe a husband
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Ms. Mendenhall is
lonely. She says she is not.
She is a liar.
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Teacher after school
go home, take a bubble bath
You don’t need no man.
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You are so happy
You are the best teacher here
You are real funny
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Where’s your valentine?
My grandpa needs a girlfriend
But he is so bald.
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We found out today
that you are 54. Wow
that is very old.
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And then there is always one…
Is that Cupid’s bow?
Yes and he farted on it.
That is very weird.
Image via Wikipedia
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And one that doesn’t follow the 5-7-5 form and is also out there:
Happy Valentines, Slug
You are very greasy and slimy
You are a naked snail.
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Posted by Let's CUT the Crap! on February 20, 2012 at 4:38 pm
Out of the mouths of babes! Kind of cute and endearing.
Posted by Jumping in Mud Puddles on February 20, 2012 at 5:23 pm
I know, right? They are too funny.
Posted by Karla Lee on February 18, 2012 at 9:49 pm
LOL!
my Six Word Saturday is here
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Posted by hollybernabe on February 18, 2012 at 3:58 pm
A little warning, please! I nearly made water come out of my nose! It still burns! (I was taking a big swig as I was reading this!) And the I laughed so hard now my diaphragm hurts. It needed the exercise, anyway. Thanks! (That is a compliment, if you couldn’t tell, lol.)
Posted by Jumping in Mud Puddles on February 18, 2012 at 4:16 pm
There were some that I couldn’t use because they didn’t follow the 5-7-5 form like:
Happy Valentines, Slug.
You are very greasy and slimy.
You are a naked snail.I think that I will put that in there anywho..lol
Posted by Peter Kevin Connell on February 18, 2012 at 11:39 am
This reminds me of what my daughter (now 23) used to tell women who would ask her about me, “..and he’s in pretty good shape for an old guy”. How nice of her to say
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Great post!
PKC
Posted by Jumping in Mud Puddles on February 18, 2012 at 4:02 pm
I know, right? There’s one little fellow who always seems so concerned for me. When I told him I am planning to take a train across Canada by myself, he just looked at me like that was the most pathetic thing he had ever heard. I told him that it would be much worse to stop doing things just because I didn’t have someone to do things with anymore.